As is typical of me, I’ved decided to try out something new that does not obligate me to over-analyze everything: I realize I have a talent in bitching about irrelevant things, and so I did this. Please don’t take it too seriously.
Soul Eater Not! Episode 2: It’s still not Soul Eater. Ojou-sama is a babe, two bishonen spotted. Haha, Deathbucks, get it? It’s supposed to be Starbucks? Ha…no? Okay.
Mangaka-san to Assistant-san to Episode 2: New girl is best girl. OPPAI. Why is the editor like fifteen?
Soredemo Sekai Wa Utsukushii Episode 2: Wannabe-Ciel is a little shit. Am I watching a Disney movie or.
Selector Infected WIXOSS episode 2: The K-On girls play Yu-Gi-Oh, I hope the new girl dies in episode 3. Idols in anime are apparently Jesus or Satan, there is no inbetween.
No Game No Life episode 2: These characters are on crack. OPPAI. Anime of the season.
Nisekoi episode 14: Kingdom Hearts – The harem.
Mekaku City Actors episode 1: Akiyuki Shinbo effectively pissing on another franchise. Cheers. Kano is Jesus.
Mahouka Koukou No Rettousei episode 2: Naturally, MC completely destroys his experienced senpai even though he’s supposed to have horribad grades. Welcome to anime.
Kamigani No Asobi episode 2: This is the most camp thing I’ve watched since Jojo’s Bizzare Adventure and Free!. Loki is a babe. Apollon as well.
Issuhuukan Friends episode 2: Someone take these characters to a fucking doctor ’cause blushing 247 ain’t good.
Inugami-san to Nekoyama san episode 2: Gay.
Haikyuu! episode 2: As two troubled teenagers argue over balls, volleyballs. Obligatory fanart in three…two…one…
Gokukoku No Brynhildr episode 2: A very serious show feautering a paralyzed lolita tsunderekko: Paralyed. Lolita. Tsundere. I couldn’t make this shit up even if I tried, Lynn Okamoto is 4edgy2me.
Captain Earth episode 2: Horny mechas, boomerangs and stupid boys. This show is dumb.
Bokura Wa Minna Kawaisou episode 2: And with this episode Bokura wa has effectively used all the possible tropes. Congratu-fucking-lations. Tune in next week where we are introduced to the little sister…probably.
Akuma No Riddle episode 2: Lesbians slaying other lesbians. Wannabe-Ciel-With-Tits, Totally-not-Madoka-Kaname, Pocky-lesbian and Duck-sexual are best girls.
Black Bullet episode 2 : Is there also a rule that says that these Initiators can only be flat-chested lolis with unnatural hair colour?