Summer 2015 Anime Season: So Who Is Best Boy?


I´m all about gender-equality for both the good and the bad, so since we´re already objectifying cute cartoons girls, it´s just right to objectify cute cartoon boys, too. That´s exactly what I´m here to do, although slightly dazed and confused after finishing finals and flunking at least two of those exams all mentions of the obvious symbology of tentacle porn and the importance of bromance-with-benefits should be taken with a grain of salt.

1. Tsuna and Takeo from Ore Monogatari


Suna and Takeo are literal bestfriend goals – just less like  a Twitter hashtag and more like a “shit, I really need someone like you in my life” kind of way, and apart from the slightest jelaousy and sadness I feel from their relationship, they´re hands down without a doubt the best boys of this entire season, possibly the entire year. Suna is an angel and Takeo is the unlikely prince, together, they make for a perfect duo that makes my kokoro go doki doki.

2. Noboru Taki from Hibike Euphonium!


This is exactly the kind of male character I want more of – cute and fluffy with a sadistic streak that makes young girls go to church every Sunday. Noboru Taki is like Makoto from Free! (they also have the same model) dirty BDSM fanfiction and NSFW drawings included.

3. The Entire Cast Of Utapri Season 3


I know the Utapri cast are all criminally good-looking and utterly pandering to every trope in the trope book, but I´d be scared shitless if I were Haruka – just look at this image, how would you feel if five Calvin Klein models were all collectively staring at you, making it look like either a gangbang porn video or a Vogue photoshoot- Utapri is McDonalds trash and I love it.

4. Mika from Owari no Seraph


Here´s a fun little fact, I´m a sucker for sad and problematic blonde boys, they trigger my motherly side (except that I´m not a mother) and really make me feel for them – Owari no Seraph is a really fun show, but the bromance bordering actual romance in it makes it all the better, Mika is a tragic little fucker who we´ve seen a hundred times before, like Slaine in Aldnoah.Zero, or the character who might have started it all, Kaworu from Neon Genesis Evangelion.

5. The Entire Cast from Yamada-kun & the Seven Witches


Yamada-kun & the Seven Witches is an actual gift, and although all the characters are cliché as hell, Yamada dooes it right, and makes me love them – they´re not annoying, there´s bromance, they are as attractive as cartoons should be and they make me feel for whatever they´re going through.

6. The entire male cast from Shokugeki no Souma if you have shit taste.


7. Koro Sensei from Assassination Classroom


For all you dirty tentacle porn lovers – I know you´re out there.


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  1. Rinne, or maybe Leonardo from Kekkai Sensen. They’re both actual boys with a lot of heart who are easy to root for, and they earn their keep. Though Suna is definitely the best wingman I’ve seen in anime for a long time.

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