Do you like shitty harem animu with girls standing in back-breaking poses? Do you like well animated battle royales about gods and urban legends? Do you also believe that Psycho-Pass will in fact save anime? Do you love your awful, undetailed animation? If so, this season will definitely be your cup of tea. Unfortunately, I’m more of a coffee person and I really, really hate clichés.
Mushishi Zoku Shou 2.
Just how many of you will stop reading when I say that I find the original Mushishi hella boring?
Will I watch this? No.
Nanatsu No Taizai.
I’m assuming that this is gonna be the Magi of 2014, supporting this is that both anime are made by the same hit-and-miss studio A1 Pictures. While I am a bit curious, I feel that it’s just gonna be like every other 50-episode (if not longer) shonen ever, and I don’t really care about that. So eeeeeeeeeh.
Will I watch this? I might try.
Ookami Shoujo to Kuro Ouji
Sooooo… Diabolik Lovers and Ao Haru Ride had a baby? That’s what I gathered from this, atleast.
Honestly, it looks about as cliché and awful as every other shoujo anime out there, but sometimes, just sometimes they make for good guilty-pleasure material and I always feel morally obligated to watch every shoujo that comes out, it’s also one of the few shoujo anime where I haven’t read the source material (although I have had it one my To Read list for a while now) so yeah.
Will I watch this? Yes.
Ore, Twintails Ni Narimasu.
This… looks so stupid. Actually, this entire season is filled with stupid, but this stupid trailer definitely takes the cake in stupid. Seriously, all I understand is that some guy has some twintail fetish, and someday that guy turns into some girl. With twintails. And she has to defeat monsters or some evil society probably. I’m sure someone out there thinks that this is a genuinely good show.
Will I watch this? Maybe.
Orenchi No Furou Jijou.
I was dissapointed when I found out that these two dudes are not the only characters in the anime. To be honest, I’d love to see an anime where two guys just sit in a bathtub and just talk shit for 12 episodes. That’d be cool. There are also underaged girls and one of the characters look like someone from Kuroko No Basket.
Will I watch this? Of course.
Sanzoku No Musume Ronja
Well fuck, this hurt me to no ends. I’m sure the show itself will be very calm and cute and adveturous, but I’m sorry, I just can’t get excited when it looks like shit. Where are the details? the expressions? Ghilbi or not, I refuse to support a show that looks like this.
Will I watch it? Doubt it.
Selector Spread WIXOSS
Mari Okada and the angst squad makes a comeback. The first part was a total clusterfuck (albeit a laughable clusterfuck) which I enjoyed for all the wrong reasons. No, seriously, why is Okada even relevant? why do y’all like her so much? is it the forced melodrama? the love polygons? what is it?
That said, I’m hyped to see just how much more edgy they can make this.
Will I watch it? Yus.
Shigatsu wa Kimi no Uso
The other NoitaminA show this season will be this one. I understand that it’s about some happy-go-lucky violinist who meets a not so happy-go-lucky pianist. I hope they fall in love and I most definitely hope it won’t be too angsty and annoying and painfully beta. Regardless, people seem to be pretty hyped about this but…eh. Also their expressions and proportions on the promo poster look so, so damn stupid. Whatever.
Will I watch it? Yes.
Shingeki No Bahamut Genesis
Aaack! More CGI! And Ho-ly shit does it look amazing!
MAPPA, oh MAPPA, the studio that’s changing the anime game one show at the time, oh MAPPA, how I love you.
Seriously, why aren’t people hyped about this?
Will I watch it? Hell yes.
I’m not sure if I care enough about P.A Works doing an anime about girls in the anime industry. In fact I’m not sure if I care enough about P.A Works at all anymore.
Will I watch it? Eeeeeh, sure.
Sora No Method
Will I watch it? Do you like little girls? do you like depressed little girls? do you like little girls standing in the rain looking in a depressed fashion at the sky? If so, this show is for you!
Homeboy looks like Space Dandy. Also fucking ew, I hate insects more than anything ever so this is just, no. Maybe It’d be interesting if I didn’t screech everytime I see an ant or a butterfly.
Will I watch it? Maaaaybe.
Trinity Seven: 7-nin no Mahoutsukai
Yaaaay more cliché pseudo-serious harem animu with girls in back-breaking poses!
Will I watch it? No.
Ushinawareta Mirai wo Motomete
Yaaaay more cliché studio feel harem animu with girls that look almost exactly like eachother!
Will I watch it? No.
This looks exceptionally uninspiring and boring.
Will I watch it? doubt it.
Yowamushi Pedal: Grande Road.
All I know about this series is that the characters are all very ugly and that there’s a transgender guy with green hair and that I follow some person on Tumblr who is crazy obsessed with this.
Will I watch it? Nah bruh.
Yuuki Yuuna wa Yuusha de Aru
Will I watch it? Fuck off.
Movies & OVAS
Rakuen Tsuihou: Expelled From Paradise
CGI! More CGI! But it’s also Urobuchi! And the trailer is awesome! B-but it’s CGI!
Honestly, this looks so weird, but I’m also curious, so technically this will be the first CGI anime I will give a fair shot. Ah.
Will I watch it? Whenever it’s subbed, yes.
Shingeki no Kyojin Zenpen: Guren no Yumiya
‘Hey dudes, let’s beat this cash cow to death and make two recompilation films that add exactly nothing to the story! Hell yes!‘ -Everyone involved in this franchise probably. Still better than making shitty harem shows.
Will I watch it? No.
Hybrid Child & Kuroshitsuji Book Of Murder
I’m tired and I feel the same way about these two OVA series: Excited.